Scout Update is Shit!

Absolute, and utter SHIT!

The three new 'unlockables' for the Scout class are completely unnecessary and WAY overpowered. These essentially transform the scout from a SCOUT to an offensive class. Scouts were useful if they did their job; mainly scouting. Going ahead of the group and reporting on gun placements and enemy movements. Now they can have their little weapons and completely overtake ANY class on the field.

BONK bat (I don't know what the fuck these things are called):
Can immobilize ANY player at ANY time, even UBERed. That last bit is complete BULLSHIT. This removes ANY advantage from ANY class taking on a scout, and gives that advantage to the Scout. This needs to be removed NOW.

Slow-me-down gun:
Pushes ANY class backwards no matter how fast or direction they are moving. This means you CANNOT advance on an attacking Scout. They simply have the upper hand by slowing you. Combine this with the bat, and fuck, a shitstorm. BULLSHIT again, and needs to be removed NOW.

Speed-up drink:
Apparently this 'drink' makes you run really fast. This is fine in it's own right, but it also makes you some sort of invincible. That part is utterly STUPID. Making the scout faster makes him harder to hit, but DON'T add the ability to NOT hit him! BULLSHIT, for the third time. And yes, remove NOW.


Valve royally fucked up this game with this latest update and they should be held accountable. Contact Valve and let them know this is BULLSHIT. And tell them to stop listening to 12-year-olds when asking what to 'update' in the game.

I figure that they don't hear from the intelligent fun players because they are too busy with life; things like a job, or family, or a home, etc. We don't come home from school and spend the night playing this game (although, sometimes I wish I could, only sometimes).

These events, I believe, portend the future actions of these people in normal society. Sad news for us all. Get your gun ready.