Me and Lee

It's fucking ridiculous how retarded 'the kids' are today. Playing a little TF2 today, I ran into (not for the first time) 'mee-lee' and 'nub.' Let me explain.

You all know the melee weapons in TF2. And you also know how to pronounce melee (mey-ley). I can't fucking stand it when people say 'mee-lee.' That's not the damn word!

This also comes in line, while not correct grammar, still bothersome, with 'n00b' or 'noob.' We all know what that is, but apparently even the abbreviation has to be shortened to 'nub.' Yep, 'nub.'

(EDIT NOTE: While spellchecking this document, 'n00b' was not
flagged as wrong, but 'noob' was...)

All this because Fucking-Retard-The-I-Didn't-Learn-Phonics-Boy thinks he can spell. The bigger problem is that nobody thinks he's wrong!

Okay, now I'm stopping, before I have to kill someone...

Thank you for your time.

-HypnotistOfLadies :-\