Fun From Canada

If that's even possible...

Here's some fun of a Canadian friend. He loves them.
A 'cheap' reproduction of the US War "I Want You" poster. It was re purposed previously to say "I Want You to speak English." Thus the above 'new' translation!

This one speaketh the power that is America's Hat!

An odd reference, indeed. This, in the previous tradition, is an old ad for Air Canada. Re purposed to its azure glory!

All will bow!

-HypnotistOfLadies

'Watch' The Spy

So the Scout update is out now, and so is the Spy and Sniper. I have not stopped playing, and I probably won't. But certain days, I think I should...

But what I did 'find' last night - since you don't 'earn' them anymore - was the "Cloak and Dagger." I used it a bit and found it quite interesting. One can basically hide in plain sight.

I would make my way to the front lines and cloak into enemy territory. But if you don't move, you stay cloaked and can watch what is going on around you. This is time-consuming, but can be helpful to learn what the enemy is doing. I guess that was the point.

First impressions: good, but a very learned spy can own your team with this thing, watch out.

-HypnotistOfLadies :-\

Scout Update is Shit!

Absolute, and utter SHIT!

The three new 'unlockables' for the Scout class are completely unnecessary and WAY overpowered. These essentially transform the scout from a SCOUT to an offensive class. Scouts were useful if they did their job; mainly scouting. Going ahead of the group and reporting on gun placements and enemy movements. Now they can have their little weapons and completely overtake ANY class on the field.

BONK bat (I don't know what the fuck these things are called):
Can immobilize ANY player at ANY time, even UBERed. That last bit is complete BULLSHIT. This removes ANY advantage from ANY class taking on a scout, and gives that advantage to the Scout. This needs to be removed NOW.

Slow-me-down gun:
Pushes ANY class backwards no matter how fast or direction they are moving. This means you CANNOT advance on an attacking Scout. They simply have the upper hand by slowing you. Combine this with the bat, and fuck, a shitstorm. BULLSHIT again, and needs to be removed NOW.

Speed-up drink:
Apparently this 'drink' makes you run really fast. This is fine in it's own right, but it also makes you some sort of invincible. That part is utterly STUPID. Making the scout faster makes him harder to hit, but DON'T add the ability to NOT hit him! BULLSHIT, for the third time. And yes, remove NOW.


Valve royally fucked up this game with this latest update and they should be held accountable. Contact Valve and let them know this is BULLSHIT. And tell them to stop listening to 12-year-olds when asking what to 'update' in the game.

I figure that they don't hear from the intelligent fun players because they are too busy with life; things like a job, or family, or a home, etc. We don't come home from school and spend the night playing this game (although, sometimes I wish I could, only sometimes).

These events, I believe, portend the future actions of these people in normal society. Sad news for us all. Get your gun ready.

Me and Lee

It's fucking ridiculous how retarded 'the kids' are today. Playing a little TF2 today, I ran into (not for the first time) 'mee-lee' and 'nub.' Let me explain.

You all know the melee weapons in TF2. And you also know how to pronounce melee (mey-ley). I can't fucking stand it when people say 'mee-lee.' That's not the damn word!

This also comes in line, while not correct grammar, still bothersome, with 'n00b' or 'noob.' We all know what that is, but apparently even the abbreviation has to be shortened to 'nub.' Yep, 'nub.'

(EDIT NOTE: While spellchecking this document, 'n00b' was not
flagged as wrong, but 'noob' was...)

All this because Fucking-Retard-The-I-Didn't-Learn-Phonics-Boy thinks he can spell. The bigger problem is that nobody thinks he's wrong!

Okay, now I'm stopping, before I have to kill someone...

Thank you for your time.

-HypnotistOfLadies :-\

A Scout Update

I hope I don't have to stop playing TF2 when the Scout update comes out next.... OMG (as the kids say) I will be super pissed if this fucks everything up.

Goddammit I hate the scout...